{"id":453,"date":"2016-05-25T14:40:23","date_gmt":"2016-05-25T14:40:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/2016\/05\/25\/benden-yana-misin-ayidan-yana-mi\/"},"modified":"2016-05-25T14:40:23","modified_gmt":"2016-05-25T14:40:23","slug":"benden-yana-misin-ayidan-yana-mi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/benden-yana-misin-ayidan-yana-mi\/","title":{"rendered":"\ufeff\ufeffBenden Yana m\u0131s\u0131n? Ay\u0131dan Yana m\u0131?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Benden Yana m\u0131s\u0131n? Ay\u0131dan Yana m\u0131?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nasreddin Hoca bir g\u00fcn yolda y\u00fcr\u00fcrken yan\u0131na bir adam yakla\u015f\u0131yor ve \u015f\u00f6yle diyor;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hocam, \u015fimdi bir ay\u0131 gelse ne yapars\u0131n?<\/p>\n<p>Nasreddin Hoca hemen yerden iki ta\u015f al\u0131yor ve bunlarla kendimi savunurum, diyor. Adam tekrar soruyor;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Diyelim ki ta\u015f yok o zaman ne yapacaks\u0131n? Hoca bu sefer;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ka\u00e7ar\u0131m, diyor. Adam da;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ay\u0131 senden h\u0131zl\u0131 ko\u015far ve seni yakalar, o zaman ne yapacaks\u0131n?<\/p>\n<p>Hoca;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; A\u011faca \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131m, diyor. Adam tekrar;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ay\u0131 da a\u011faca \u00e7\u0131kar, o zaman ne yapacaks\u0131n?<\/p>\n<p>Hoca art\u0131k dayanamaz ve \u015f\u00f6yle der;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Bre hain, bre hain sen benden yanam\u0131s\u0131n yoksa ay\u0131dan yanam\u0131s\u0131n?<\/p>\n<div class=\"kanews-banner kanews-banner-single\"><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-8343660164149527\"\r\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\"\r\n     data-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"fluid\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-8343660164149527\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5722160345\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Benden Yana m\u0131s\u0131n? Ay\u0131dan Yana m\u0131? Nasreddin Hoca bir g\u00fcn yolda y\u00fcr\u00fcrken yan\u0131na bir adam yakla\u015f\u0131yor ve \u015f\u00f6yle diyor; &#8211;&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":454,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66],"tags":[],"manset":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nasrettin-hoca-hikayeleri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=453"},{"taxonomy":"manset","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/manset?post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}