{"id":187,"date":"2016-05-05T14:08:15","date_gmt":"2016-05-05T14:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/2016\/05\/05\/nasil-bir-hizir-bekliyordun\/"},"modified":"2016-05-05T14:08:15","modified_gmt":"2016-05-05T14:08:15","slug":"nasil-bir-hizir-bekliyordun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/nasil-bir-hizir-bekliyordun\/","title":{"rendered":"Nas\u0131l Bir H\u0131z\u0131r Bekliyordun"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><b><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Verdana;\">Nas\u0131l Bir H\u0131z\u0131r Bekliyordun<\/span><\/b><\/h1>\n<p>Nas\u0131l Bir H\u0131z\u0131r Bekliyordun?<\/p>\n<p>Ak\u015fehir Kaymakam\u0131 Ladikli Ahmed A\u011faya:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ahmed A\u011fa, demi\u015f siz hep g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyorsunuz, bir de bana g\u00f6ster H\u0131z\u0131r Aleyhissel\u00e2m\u0131!..<\/p>\n<p>Ahmed A\u011fa, Kaymakam\u0131n talebine yuvarlak \u00e7er\u00e7eveli bir cevap vermi\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; O\u011flum, nasibse g\u00f6r\u00fcrs\u00fcn\u00fcz in\u015fallah! demi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Ahmed A\u011fan\u0131n hayranlar\u0131ndan olan Kaymakam, bir Ramazan g\u00fcn\u00fc, iftara yak\u0131n, iftar sofras\u0131na oturmu\u015flar, ailecek iftar topunu bekliyorlar&#8230; Kaymakam sigara tiryakisiymi\u015f. Kaymakam tiryakili\u011fin verdi\u011fi ruh haliyetiyle beklerken, kap\u0131s\u0131 \u00fc\u00e7 kez \u00e7al\u0131nm\u0131\u015f. \u00c7\u0131km\u0131\u015f bakm\u0131\u015f Kaymakam, kap\u0131da bir adam:<\/p>\n<p>-Biseciii! Bise al\u0131rm\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z efendiii?<\/p>\n<p>Arkas\u0131nda da bir deve, gevi\u015f getiriyor geve geve.<\/p>\n<p>Ne desin Kaymakam?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ne bisesi be adam? Biseyi ne yapay\u0131m ben?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Peki efendi k\u0131zma! Bizden sormas\u0131, sanki \u0131smarlam\u0131\u015f gibiydiniz de&#8230; Hadi iftar-\u0131 \u015ferifler hayrolsun! demi\u015f, \u00e7ekmi\u015f devesinin yular\u0131n\u0131:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Biseciii! Bise alan, katran alan&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Kaymakam kap\u0131y\u0131 kapat\u0131p da sofraya d\u00f6nerken, m\u0131r\u0131ldan\u0131p kendi kendine i\u00e7inden: Allah Allaaah! Bu saatte bise mi sat\u0131l\u0131r be adam? M\u00fcbarek iftar vakti&#8230; Fes\u00fbbhanallah! \u00e7ekmi\u015f.<\/p><div class=\"kanews-banner kanews-banner-single\"><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-8343660164149527\"\r\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\"\r\n     data-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"fluid\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-8343660164149527\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5722160345\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div>\n<p>Bir m\u00fcddet sonra tekrar Ladike gitti\u011fi zaman:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; A\u015fk olsun Ahmed A\u011fa, bize H\u0131z\u0131r Aleyhissel\u00e2m\u0131 daha g\u00f6stermeyecen mi Hac\u0131 Babam? diye sitem etmeye kalk\u0131nca, Ahmed A\u011fa:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Size de a\u015fk olsun hay guzum! Kap\u0131n\u0131za gelen H\u0131z\u0131r\u0131 kovars\u0131n\u0131z, ondan sonra da gelir bize sitem yapars\u0131n\u0131z! demi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Kaymakam \u015fa\u015fk\u0131nl\u0131k i\u00e7inde:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ne demek o? Ne zaman geldi Hac\u0131 Babam? diye sorunca, Ahmed A\u011fa:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ramazan\u0131n son g\u00fcnlerinde, siz sofrada beklerken kap\u0131n\u0131za bir Biseci geldi mi?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Geldi?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Devesinin semerindeki katran k\u00fcplerine dikkat ettin mi, semere ba\u011fl\u0131 m\u0131yd\u0131, de\u011fil miydi?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ben bu tiryaki kafas\u0131yla nerden dikkat edecem ona Hac\u0131 Babam?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u0130\u00e7eceksen sen i\u00e7 cigaray\u0131 o\u011flum! Cigara seni i\u00e7mesin!&#8230; Hem sen nas\u0131l bir H\u0131z\u0131r bekliyordun? Yakas\u0131 kartl\u0131, kravatl\u0131 birini mi bekliyordun? Kolal\u0131 g\u00f6mlekli, \u00fct\u00fcl\u00fc pantolonlu birini mi bekliyordun? Neyse&#8230; G\u00f6rd\u00fcn i\u015fte gayr\u0131&#8230; G\u00f6rmedim diyemezsin! Ka\u00e7\u0131rd\u0131n ammaa, g\u00f6rd\u00fcn i\u015fte yine de&#8230; demi\u015f ve teselli etmi\u015f Kaymakam\u0131, Ahmed A\u011fa, ama&#8230;. Kaymakam epey eyvah \u00e7ekmi\u015f tabiii<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nas\u0131l Bir H\u0131z\u0131r Bekliyordun Nas\u0131l Bir H\u0131z\u0131r Bekliyordun? 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