{"id":161,"date":"2016-05-05T13:44:54","date_gmt":"2016-05-05T13:44:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/2016\/05\/05\/hazir-cevaplar\/"},"modified":"2016-05-05T13:44:54","modified_gmt":"2016-05-05T13:44:54","slug":"hazir-cevaplar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/hazir-cevaplar\/","title":{"rendered":"Haz\u0131r Cevaplar"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><b><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Verdana;\">Haz\u0131r Cevaplar<\/span><\/b><\/h1>\n<p>\u00c7IKMAYAN MANA<\/p>\n<p>Mehmet Akif, Baytar Mektebinde m\u00fcd\u00fcr muavini olarak \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir d\u00f6nemde, muhasebeden gelen bir yaz\u0131y\u0131 anlayamaz. Yaz\u0131y\u0131 kaleme alan Salih Efendiyi aratarak yaz\u0131da ne demek istedi\u011fini sorar?<br \/>\n&#8211; Salih Efendi \u0130ki t\u00fcrl\u00fc mana \u00e7\u0131ks\u0131n diye b\u00f6yle yazd\u0131k efendim cevab\u0131n\u0131 verince, Akif dayanamaz ve:<br \/>\n&#8211; Hayret do\u011frusu, der. Biz birini bile \u00e7\u0131kartamad\u0131k da.<\/p>\n<p>SELAM<br \/>\nMuzaffer \u00d6zak Hoca\u2019n\u0131n sahaflar \u00e7ar\u015f\u0131s\u0131ndaki d\u00fckkan\u0131na giren bir gen\u00e7:<br \/>\n&#8221; Selamun Aleyk\u00fcm babal\u0131k&#8221; diye selam verince Hazret selam\u0131 al\u0131r :<br \/>\n&#8220;Aleyk\u00fcm selam kuru kalabal\u0131k&#8221; &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>YAMA<br \/>\n\u0130ncili \u00c7avu\u015f, Osmanl\u0131 elcisi olarak Fransa Kral\u0131na g\u00f6nderildi\u011finde, elbiselerinin baz\u0131 yerlerinde yama varm\u0131\u015f. Kral, bunlar\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcnce dayanamay\u0131p:<\/p>\n<p>Bana senden ba\u015fka g\u00f6nderecek adam bulamad\u0131lar m\u0131? diye sorunca,<\/p>\n<p>\u0130ncili \u00c7avu\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>Osmanl\u0131lar, adama g\u00f6re adam g\u00f6nderirler, cevabini vermi\u015f. Beni de sana g\u00f6ndermelerinin hikmeti bu olsa gerek.<\/p>\n<p>\u0130ST\u0130FA<br \/>\nMahkemede hakim, Necip Faz\u0131la:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Bak, der. Seni bundan b\u00f6yle bir daha huzurumda g\u00f6rmeyece\u011fim, \u00f6yle de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n<p>Necip Faz\u0131l sorar:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hakim Bey, yoksa istifa m\u0131 ediyorsunuz?<br \/>\nHZ. ADEM\u2019\u0130N M\u0130RASI<\/p>\n<p>Fatih Sultan Mehmet, adamlar\u0131 ile gezerken, yan\u0131na sokulan dilenciye bir alt\u0131n vermi\u015f. Dilenci paray\u0131 al\u0131nca:<br \/>\n&#8211; Aman Sultan\u0131m, demi\u015f. Koskoca bir padi\u015fah, karde\u015fine bu kadar para verir mi?<br \/>\nFatih Sultan Mehmet, nereden karde\u015f oldu\u011funu sorunca, dilenci:<br \/>\n&#8211; \u0130kimiz de Hazreti Adem\u2019in \u00e7ocuklar\u0131 de\u011fil miyiz? demi\u015f. Elbette karde\u015fiz.<br \/>\nSultan Fatih:<br \/>\n&#8211; Bu ke\u015ffini sak\u0131n ba\u015fkas\u0131na s\u00f6yleme, diye g\u00fcl\u00fcmsemi\u015f. Di\u011fer karde\u015flerimiz de pay isterse, sana z\u0131rn\u0131k bile d\u00fc\u015fmez.<\/p>\n<p>SIR<\/p><div class=\"kanews-banner kanews-banner-single\"><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-8343660164149527\"\r\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\"\r\n     data-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"fluid\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-8343660164149527\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5722160345\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div>\n<p>Yavuz Sultan Selim, bir\u00e7ok Osmanl\u0131 padi\u015fah\u0131 gibi sefere \u00e7\u0131kaca\u011f\u0131 yerleri gizli tutarm\u0131\u015f. Bir sefer haz\u0131rl\u0131\u011f\u0131nda, vezirlerinden biri \u0131srarla seferin yap\u0131laca\u011f\u0131 \u00fclkeyi sorunca, Yavuz ona:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;Sen s\u0131r saklamay\u0131 bilir misin?&#8221; diye sormu\u015f. Vezir:<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Evet h\u00fcnkar\u0131m, bilirim&#8221; dedi\u011finde, Yavuz cevab\u0131 yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131rm\u0131\u015f:<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;\u0130yi, ben de iyi bilirim.&#8221;<br \/>\nVETER\u0130NER<br \/>\nBir toplant\u0131da bir gen\u00e7, M. Akif\u2019i k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck d\u00fcs\u00fcrmek i\u00e7in:<br \/>\n&#8211; Afedersiniz, siz veteriner misiniz? demi\u015f.<br \/>\nM. Akif hi\u00e7 istifini bozmadan \u015fu cevab\u0131 vermi\u015f:<br \/>\n&#8211; Evet, biryeriniz mi a\u011fr\u0131yordu?<\/p>\n<p>VAPUR<\/p>\n<p>N.Faz\u0131l K\u0131sak\u00fcrek, vapurla Kad\u0131k\u00f6y\u2019e ge\u00e7erken, yan\u0131na biri yakla\u015f\u0131p:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00dcstad, diye sormu\u015f. Peygamberlere ne diye gerek duyuldu? Biz yolumuzu bulabilirdik.<\/p>\n<p>Necip Faz\u0131l, okudu\u011fu kitaptan ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 kald\u0131rmadan:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ne diye vapura bindin ki, cevab\u0131n\u0131 vermi\u015f. Y\u00fczerek kar\u015f\u0131ya ge\u00e7ebilirdin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Haz\u0131r Cevaplar \u00c7IKMAYAN MANA Mehmet Akif, Baytar Mektebinde m\u00fcd\u00fcr muavini olarak \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir d\u00f6nemde, muhasebeden gelen bir yaz\u0131y\u0131 anlayamaz. Yaz\u0131y\u0131&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":162,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,14,45,46],"tags":[],"manset":[],"class_list":["post-161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ibretlik-hikayeler","category-ilginc-hikayeler","category-kisa-ve-anlamli-fikralar","category-necip-fazil-nukteleri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=161"},{"taxonomy":"manset","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dostkelimeler.com\/hikaye\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/manset?post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}